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Urkel

Age/Gender: 32, Male
Location: Spain
Job: Freelance programmer

Live and let die

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1/8/07

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Aura: Neutral

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 1
Saves: 53
Rank #: 71,267

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 1,010 / 1,110
Exp. Rank #: 29,310
Voting Pow.: 5.22 votes

BBS Posts: 72 (0.12 per day)
Flash Reviews: 47
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 2
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Score: 5
Meet'N'Fuck Therapy

"What has happened?"

date: August 14, 2008

The game has lost the little of fun that was to discover where to touch the body of the woman. Also, the graphic quality is below compared with other chapters of this serie.
Maybe some extremely lazy people who don't like to play will like the title, but the ones that wanted to have a little of trouble to get the girl will be bored. It's a pity, I suggest to recover the initial style, it was fun and you had your fans, but in this way you are going to lose your fans but get more traditional porn video users.

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Score: 4
Beauty Resort

"High production values, originality zero"

submission: Beauty Resort
date: August 1, 2008

Your games had a really high production values and it seems that work just to clone the same experiences already seen in dozen of titles. Keep up the clones and you will get more Front Pages.

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Score: 2
Totally Calum Best

"Interesting idea, no control, no fun"

submission: Totally Calum Best
date: July 30, 2008

The idea is interesting and it would have been fun, but there is no chance to avoid the "snakes". I recommend to make bigger the game area, more clear the "snakes", so maybe the player has a little of control to avoid them. Really, don't let comercial or marketing people decide what is fun because they are a waste of society.

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Score: 8
This Game is a Joke

"Lovely tips"

date: July 17, 2008

The first time I really want to stop in every fucking tip on the way. I hope the game designers over the world learn from it to do attractive tips.

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Score: 10
Blockhead: Quick Shot 2

"Totally agree"

date: July 11, 2008

Yes, the programmers are seen as totally useless people by some stupid ignorant bosses. Our job has no value for them, they think: "Hey they only just type letters, ANYBODY can type letters, so why have I to pay for something anybody can do?". This a beautiful, beautiful world.

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Score: 8
Invisible Gauntlet

"Great original game"

submission: Invisible Gauntlet
date: July 11, 2008

I thought that the genre of these puzzles was burnt, but from time to time, it appears some new twist that surprise me.

The controls are easy to get used and the difficulty is incremental so you can progress in the first levels without too much problems. Every new level introduce new challenges. Considering that I hate the mind games that force you to think, this game makes it really easy to want to remember the things. The only small thing is that maybe the graphics aren't extremely polished and this fact won't like some people who won't be able to see the awesome fun of the title.

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Score: 7
The Torture Game 2

"Morbid Mainstream"

submission: The Torture Game 2
date: July 3, 2008

I was curious to know about the game that Fox News shown to the mainstream as a reference of what are the Flash games. The game has a unique great graphic style and the physics are well coded. It's a good toy for the most morbid users.

What piss me off is that thanks to the mainstream media the Flash developers are considered the sons of the evil. You still must hide that you develop Flash stuff, because the people think that you are some kind of freak monster with murder instincts. But if you program scripts to make batch process for bank accounts you are a good model for the society and you have a great future... I'm tired of all this shit...

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Score: 8
Paccoland

"Good evolution of gameplay"

submission: Paccoland
date: July 1, 2008

It's great to see how the gameplay has improved in each new version. Now I can control the character and each level has new fresh challenges that keep you busy for a while.

July 1, 2008

Author's Response:

Thank you!

I really appreciate that, the mouse control allows you to move Pacco much more directly, doesn't it?

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Score: 10
Megaman: Ultimate Enemy

"The best ultimate enemy of Megaman"

date: June 7, 2008

I would love to play a game with this crazy script

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Score: 8
Wooglings

"The right to survive"

submission: Wooglings
date: June 4, 2008

I agree that only having 4 playable levels is a very few considering that the game is really great.
But the game developers have all the right to try to make a little of business, we love to develop games but everybody would be happier if we could recover a little of the effort we put in making the games, it's really difficult only to live from the air.

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